vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via hi)

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

(via hi)

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

(via vvidget)

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

(via zyca)

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

(via nobodycars)

jondommono:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

jondommono:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

(via nobodycars)

plottwist:

peer reviewing aka “this is so painful i wish i could just rewrite your paper for you oh my god” 

(via nobodycars)

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

(via hi)

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

image

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

(via nobodycars)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via weasleyswidow)


4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

(via badassninjakid)

paraddict:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

(via a-study-in-stink)

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

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